I banged Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell


Välj månaden (numret) du är född i:
1 - I ate

2 - I needed

3 - I ran naked with

4 - I shot

5 - I cuddled with

6 - I smoked with

7 - I banged

8 - I ran shirtless with

9 - I stabbed

10 - I killed

11 - I slept with

12 - I killed



Välj datumet du är född på:

01 - the trojan man

02 - a dog

03 - a jew

04 - Paris Hilton

05 - a toothbrush

06 - a homo

07 - Barny the dinosaur

08- a prostitute

09 - a pornstar

10 - a bag of weed

11 - the kool-aid-man

12 - Santa Claus

13 - a condom

14 - a whorè

15 - an orange

16 - a stripper

17 - a bisexual

18 - a horse

19 - my boyfriend

20 - a crackhead

21 - a homeless guy

22 - my lover

23 - my crush

24 - a easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a hottie

27 - a bowl of cereal

28 - a french fry

29 - your dealer

30 - a glass of milk

31 - Your grandma



Välj färgen på tröjan/plagget du har på dig:

White - Because thats how i roll

Black - because im sexy as hell

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other- because I have double D's

Green - because I'm good in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because i had to