Seal it with a kiss
Idag skulle jag gå upp klockan nio för att lämna iväg broders bil, de visades sig vara nästa torsdag den skulle in.. lite småputt blev man ju, men för trött för att orka bry mig alldeles för mkt om det..
Hade fått en kommentar om ett inlägg som inte fanns längre, och jag kan heller inte hitta det igen, bloggar alltså..
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Lick it
Good Evening, Class
I would like to welcome you
To Pussy Eating 101
Pay close attention now
There's rules and regulations to pleasin' a girl
Goin' downtown could really rock her world
But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doin'
There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'
First, you gotta make sure you rehearse
Move 'round your tongue like your tryin' to curse
'Cause there's nothin' worse than a tongue that doesn't work
Then your girl will be mad and youl feel like a jerk
Spread out her lips before you kiss
You wanna make sure that you find the clit
Lick a little bit then move it all around
Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound
Then you know that you found a good spot
Tease it and touch it, but not a lot
Put your mouth on top, you're in control
You can make it happen - fast or slow
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Don't be bland - better act creative
Be on top of your game and be innovative
Experiment a bit and change it up
Lick a little lower then put it in her butt
Then you can place a finger inside
Make sure that it's wet and easy to glide
If she's really wet, and your finger slides,
Try to put another one inside
But you better still have your mouth on the clit
You know you're doin' good if her legs twitch
Then pick her up and set her on your face
Pick a large area to give her some space
She needs some room to place your mouth where she want it
And let her ride your face like she's 'bout to cum on it
The key to a girl's heart is goin' down south
So come on everybody let her put it in your mouth!
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/lick-it-l-word-lyrics-goddes-and-she.html ]
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'
Work on your cardio, there is no stoppin'
Get through the pain if your jaw locks
You gotta be a soldier and don't stop
Lick her and finger her at the same time
Feel around the G-spot seek and you shall find
Rup on that spot, lick on top
You got to be coordinated, show her what you got
Once you got that down, put your other hand around
I have to be blunt and not profound
Put your wet pinky finger in her asshole
You're in three different places - it's time to go
Your pinky in her ass and your other in her hole
Your tongue move fast like a drum roll...
If your girl can't come this way,
I guess she's not ready, come back another day
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
I would like to welcome you
To Pussy Eating 101
Pay close attention now
There's rules and regulations to pleasin' a girl
Goin' downtown could really rock her world
But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doin'
There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'
First, you gotta make sure you rehearse
Move 'round your tongue like your tryin' to curse
'Cause there's nothin' worse than a tongue that doesn't work
Then your girl will be mad and youl feel like a jerk
Spread out her lips before you kiss
You wanna make sure that you find the clit
Lick a little bit then move it all around
Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound
Then you know that you found a good spot
Tease it and touch it, but not a lot
Put your mouth on top, you're in control
You can make it happen - fast or slow
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Don't be bland - better act creative
Be on top of your game and be innovative
Experiment a bit and change it up
Lick a little lower then put it in her butt
Then you can place a finger inside
Make sure that it's wet and easy to glide
If she's really wet, and your finger slides,
Try to put another one inside
But you better still have your mouth on the clit
You know you're doin' good if her legs twitch
Then pick her up and set her on your face
Pick a large area to give her some space
She needs some room to place your mouth where she want it
And let her ride your face like she's 'bout to cum on it
The key to a girl's heart is goin' down south
So come on everybody let her put it in your mouth!
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/lick-it-l-word-lyrics-goddes-and-she.html ]
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'
Work on your cardio, there is no stoppin'
Get through the pain if your jaw locks
You gotta be a soldier and don't stop
Lick her and finger her at the same time
Feel around the G-spot seek and you shall find
Rup on that spot, lick on top
You got to be coordinated, show her what you got
Once you got that down, put your other hand around
I have to be blunt and not profound
Put your wet pinky finger in her asshole
You're in three different places - it's time to go
Your pinky in her ass and your other in her hole
Your tongue move fast like a drum roll...
If your girl can't come this way,
I guess she's not ready, come back another day
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right
The saltwater room
Inatt skrev jag detta som status på min fb: Om du har världens bästa mamma, sätt detta på din status! Om hon inte kommenterar detta inom 15 min är hon tvungen att köpa chips, 1,5 liter cola och en marabou till dig
Idag kom mamma hem med detta :D
Idag kom mamma hem med detta :D
Music
SM-GUUUULD SM-GUUUULD SM-GUUUULD!!! Guldet är hemma!
What do you got?
De är ju som ett kärleksbrev!!:D
Omgång 1: 2011-04-26 18:30 Årsunda IF - Åbyggeby FK/Ockelbo
Omgång 2: 2011-05-03 19:00 NorrHam - Årsunda IF
Omgång 3: 2011-05-10 19:00 Årsunda IF - Strömsbro IF 2
Omgång 4: 2011-05-17 19:00 IFK Gävle 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 5: 2011-05-26 19:00 Årsunda IF - Valbo FF 2
Omgång 6: Vi står över..:(
Omgång 7: 2011-06-02 11:00 (fel tid!?) Stensätra IF 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 8: 2011-06-07 19:00 Årsunda IF - Hofors AIF
Omgång 9: 2011-06-14 19:00 Hille IF - Årsunda IF
Omgång 10: 2011-06-19 11:00 Årsunda IF - Strömsbro IF 3
Omgång 11: 2011-06-28 19:00 IK Huge 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 12: 2011-08-02 19:00 Årsunda IF - Brynäs IF/FK
Omgång 13: 2011-08-09 19:00 Valbo FF - Årsunda IF
Lyckligtvis nog så är inte serien slut där utan den vänder och en ny lottning dras och allt vad de nu är som gäller:)
Omgång 1: 2011-04-26 18:30 Årsunda IF - Åbyggeby FK/Ockelbo
Omgång 2: 2011-05-03 19:00 NorrHam - Årsunda IF
Omgång 3: 2011-05-10 19:00 Årsunda IF - Strömsbro IF 2
Omgång 4: 2011-05-17 19:00 IFK Gävle 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 5: 2011-05-26 19:00 Årsunda IF - Valbo FF 2
Omgång 6: Vi står över..:(
Omgång 7: 2011-06-02 11:00 (fel tid!?) Stensätra IF 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 8: 2011-06-07 19:00 Årsunda IF - Hofors AIF
Omgång 9: 2011-06-14 19:00 Hille IF - Årsunda IF
Omgång 10: 2011-06-19 11:00 Årsunda IF - Strömsbro IF 3
Omgång 11: 2011-06-28 19:00 IK Huge 2 - Årsunda IF
Omgång 12: 2011-08-02 19:00 Årsunda IF - Brynäs IF/FK
Omgång 13: 2011-08-09 19:00 Valbo FF - Årsunda IF
Lyckligtvis nog så är inte serien slut där utan den vänder och en ny lottning dras och allt vad de nu är som gäller:)
Society
Fan jag orkar inte, jag är fittigt jävla pisstrött och har ont i huvudet, men så fort jag stänger ögonen så snurrar hjärnan som aldrig förr...
I can't help but wait.. I don't wanna wait, I wan't It KNOW!
I can't help but wait.. I don't wanna wait, I wan't It KNOW!
Girlfriend
Girlfriend,
you make my head start spinning around
and all I can ever hear is the sound
of your heart beating in my ears
Girlfriend,
this girl has found another reason to sing
you're reminding me of everything
that i hold dear in my heart
And I'm feeling elevated lifted to my highest dream
my whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
you gotta be the one for me or else life makes no sense
so wrap your arms around me and kiss me till I'm dead
Girlfriend,
a girl like you would take an army to find
how glad are you that you said you would be mine
standing there in the cold, dark night
Girlfriend,
let me take you to the fields of the sun
how much it means to me that you are the one
that i hold here in my arms
And I'm feeling elevated lifted to my highest dream
my whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
you gotta be the one for me or else life makes no sense
so wrap your arms around me and kiss me till I'm dead
Girlfriend,
a girl like you would take an army to find
how glad are you that you said you would be mine
standing there in the cold, dark night
Girlfriend,
let me take you to the fields of the sun
how much it means to me that you are the one
that i hold here in my arms
you make my head start spinning around
and all I can ever hear is the sound
of your heart beating in my ears
Girlfriend,
this girl has found another reason to sing
you're reminding me of everything
that i hold dear in my heart
And I'm feeling elevated lifted to my highest dream
my whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
you gotta be the one for me or else life makes no sense
so wrap your arms around me and kiss me till I'm dead
Girlfriend,
a girl like you would take an army to find
how glad are you that you said you would be mine
standing there in the cold, dark night
Girlfriend,
let me take you to the fields of the sun
how much it means to me that you are the one
that i hold here in my arms
And I'm feeling elevated lifted to my highest dream
my whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
you gotta be the one for me or else life makes no sense
so wrap your arms around me and kiss me till I'm dead
Girlfriend,
a girl like you would take an army to find
how glad are you that you said you would be mine
standing there in the cold, dark night
Girlfriend,
let me take you to the fields of the sun
how much it means to me that you are the one
that i hold here in my arms
No matter what
Trånga stövlar...?
Oscar ber sin dagisfröken hjälpa honom att ta på sig sina stövlar innan han skall gå ut.De är jättebesvärliga att ta på och fröken måste verkligen göra världens ansträngning för att utföra uppdraget.När äntligen stövlarna sitter på så säger Oscar:
- De sitter på fel fot!
Fröken tror inte sina ögon när hon konstaterar att det är som Oscar säger, stövlarna sitter faktiskt fel. Hon drar som en dåre i tre minuter för att ta av dem och börjar om med en superansträngning för att sätta på dem igen. Till slut är de på plats. Då säger Oscar:
- Det är inte mina stövlar!
Fröken andas djupt och lägger locket på känslorna för att inte skada lilla Oscar som tittar på henne med fiskblick.
- Ok, säger hon, vi tar av dem då!
Och sätter igång med samma procedur som tidigare. Varför sa du inte det tidigare? frågar hon när hon är klar. Oscar svarar då:
- Det är inte mina stövlar, det är brorsans, men mamma vill att jag skall ha dem!
Fröken börjar gråta men mycket behärskat, fast bestämt, sätter hon på stövlarna för en tredje gång. Sedan lyfter hon upp Oscar, sätter på honom jacka, mössa och halsduk och frågar:
- Var är dina vantar?
- Jag la dom i stövlarna
Our first time
FY FAN VAD JAG ÄR BRA!! Nu längtar jag sönder till den nioende maj! :D:D
I need a Doctor
Jobbet idag gick finfint, körde lite "styrka" med dom, man ska ju egentligen inte köra styrka med småbarn och just av den anledningen gjorde vi idag mer prova-på-styrka-övningar, de var mycket uppskattat trots det att dom tyckte det var väldigt jobbigt, haha sötisarna då :D
När jag hade slutat drog jag hem till Sarah, fick lite ryggknäckning och gash så underbart det var och gash vad på tiden det var!! Smattrade värre än ett smatterband av att jag bara rätade ut ryggen när jag satt när, när jag sen la mig på golvet och sarah satte sig på mig så hann hon inte mer än sätta sin innan de började smattra, sweet :D Spänningen i huvudet släppte också, THANK YOU SPAGHETTIMONSTER! :D
Jag kan ditt spel så mycket bättre än du tror och kan inte sluta skratta!
Töntjävel, I like it!
När jag hade slutat drog jag hem till Sarah, fick lite ryggknäckning och gash så underbart det var och gash vad på tiden det var!! Smattrade värre än ett smatterband av att jag bara rätade ut ryggen när jag satt när, när jag sen la mig på golvet och sarah satte sig på mig så hann hon inte mer än sätta sin innan de började smattra, sweet :D Spänningen i huvudet släppte också, THANK YOU SPAGHETTIMONSTER! :D
Jag kan ditt spel så mycket bättre än du tror och kan inte sluta skratta!
Töntjävel, I like it!
Everywhere
En låt som har en jävla bra förmåga att fastna på hjärnan, även om det så bara är en millisekund man hör av den!
Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're never there
But when I sleep you're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look
you're never there
And every time I sleep
you're always there
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
you might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
it's you I breathe
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?
Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're never there
But when I sleep you're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look
you're never there
And every time I sleep
you're always there
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
you might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
it's you I breathe
You're everything I know
that makes me believe
I'm not alone
You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?
Coming of age
Tur jag har mina energikällor i livet, såna som du får mig att koka av ilska, eller nej, koka räcker fanimej inte. FUCKINGJÄVLAFITTDAMPSÄRSKUKSFITTA!
One shot of happy, two shots of sad
One shot of happy, two shots of sad
